Surreal Adam El Abd moment

Mungo_Jerry · Apr 11, 2012

As I got home from work tonight and got out the car I had the surprising sight of AEA standing outside my house with his kids. No idea what he was doing there but we exchanged pleasantries nonetheless.

Afterwards it occurred to me that either:
1/ he lives in the area (near Hove Park) and was out for a stroll
2/ he's stalking me or
3/ he's f***ing my wife

And based on last nights game and his general performances of late I'd be happy with any of those outcomes.

backson · Apr 11, 2012

If he's doing 3/ with his kids in tow, that's just a little bit weird

swindonseagull · Apr 11, 2012

I would discount 3 if his kids were there....

Worthingite · Apr 11, 2012

4) He's stalking your wife because he lives in the area?!

Philzo-93 · Apr 11, 2012

swindonseagull said:
I would discount 3 if his kids were there....

Maybe AEA was introducing their new stepmother

Chicken Runner61 · Apr 11, 2012

Funny you should say this because Charlie Oatway was in The Nevil on Monday night

TheMajor · Apr 11, 2012

After exchanging pleasantries did Adam drop to the pavement clutching his face and sneak a look through his fingers ?

MACROBLUE · Apr 11, 2012

Mungo_Jerry said:
As I got home from work tonight and got out the car I had the surprising sight of AEA standing outside my house with his kids. No idea what he was doing there but we exchanged pleasantries nonetheless.

Afterwards it occurred to me that either:
1/ he lives in the area (near Hove Park) and was out for a stroll
2/ he's stalking me or
3/ he's f***ing my wife

And based on last nights game and his general performances of late I'd be happy with any of those outcomes.

I'm not familiar with the law but are you sure you can write stuff like that. I would check if I were you. According to my colleague here he doesn't think so.

Weststander · Apr 11, 2012

Still lives in Saltdean, but was he sizing up several homes to buy up, demolish & build a mansion?

GingerBeerMan · Apr 11, 2012

MACROBLUE said:
I'm not familiar with the law but are you sure you can write stuff like that. I would check if I were you. According to my colleague here he doesn't think so.

Write stuff like what?

Mungo_Jerry · Apr 11, 2012

swindonseagull said:
I would discount 3 if his kids were there....

Good point.

Willy Dangle · Apr 11, 2012

TheMajor said:
After exchanging pleasantries did Adam drop to the pavement clutching his face and sneak a look through his fingers ?

That's just rediculous, he elbowed him in the face followed by a kidney punch followed by a sharp jabbing index finger up the arse. Then turned to his kids and said 'wasn't me'.

Deleted member 18477 · Apr 11, 2012

MACROBLUE said:
I'm not familiar with the law but are you sure you can write stuff like that. I would check if I were you. According to my colleague here he doesn't think so.

He's clearly joking. Calm down.

Mungo_Jerry · Apr 11, 2012

Triggers Twin said:
That's just rediculous, he elbowed him in the face followed but kidney punch followed by a sharp jabbing index finger up the arse. Then turned to his kids and said 'wasn't me'.

If I'm not allowed to suggest he's having a little go on the Mrs then you're definitely not allowed to say that.

e77 · Apr 11, 2012

MACROBLUE said:
I'm not familiar with the law but are you sure you can write stuff like that. I would check if I were you. According to my colleague here he doesn't think so.

I believe it is called humour. If it was against the law all stand up comics and most of NSC would face criminal proceedings.

However, if you're friend can find a legal basis to jail Michael McIntyre then we are all listening.

mune ni kamome · Apr 11, 2012

TheMajor said:
After exchanging pleasantries did Adam drop to the pavement clutching his face and sneak a look through his fingers ?

Made me chuckle.

However this does bring to mind a disturbing trait these days. Back in the day players with a hard man reputation took pride in the fact that they could take it unflinchingly as well as give it. There's something very uncomfortable with cultivating a tough guy image and then collapsing on the ground as if pole-axed at the first sign of contact. This side of modern football makes me squirm sometimes.

Frutos · Apr 11, 2012

Did you not think, while exchanging pleasantries, to make a polite enquiry as to his intentions (towards your wife or otherwise)?

Stat Brother · Apr 11, 2012

Surely it being AEA, you just handed him your door keys and said you'd look after the kids.

Our kids have played with his in HP, I guess it's a favoured park.

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