Can a banana be fun sized? (keeping answers above the waist)
Tesco w@nkers, it's a freakin banana.
Tesco w@nkers, it's a freakin banana.
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How the fook
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Oh and if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit DON'T buy a Club.
There's barely a wafer thin coating.
No wonder they were 'only' a quid, it's just packaging and fresh air.
There's barely a wafer thin coating.
No wonder they were 'only' a quid, it's just packaging and fresh air.
Braders
Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
That's another thing to get smaller as I've got older *ahem*
had the same disappointment with the new wagon wheels..
- Jul 7, 2003
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Speaking of supermarket idiocy, I noticed last week that Asda sell frozen omelettes.
FFS, an OMELETTE. Who is either that (a) lazy or (b) thick that they can't manage to cook an omelette? Surely it would be cheaper to buy a box of eggs than these frozen things anyway, and it's probably quicker to cook the eggs too.
Astounding.
FFS, an OMELETTE. Who is either that (a) lazy or (b) thick that they can't manage to cook an omelette? Surely it would be cheaper to buy a box of eggs than these frozen things anyway, and it's probably quicker to cook the eggs too.
Astounding.
Hillian1
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Same can be said of Fun Size Chocolate bars, there is no Fun when you're a child being given a chocolate bar which is tiny in comparison to the real thing.
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I could cope with them being smaller if they were of a decent standard, but they are bollox.
I think I'm hormonal, I'm going to find a little bloke to punch in the back of the head.
I think I'm hormonal, I'm going to find a little bloke to punch in the back of the head.
skipper734
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Wagon Wheels now taste like cardboard. Did they always taste like that, and I didn't use to notice. 
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They always were a bit cardboardy, but you didn't care cos it took half an hour to eat.
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I would expect a fun sized banana to be either the size of a thimble or Geoff Capes.
Or perhaps look like the Mona Lisa, or Mike Gatting.
Not to be banana sized, shape & colour.
If it looks like a banana, smells like a banana, tastes like a banana, it's obviously a duck.
Or perhaps look like the Mona Lisa, or Mike Gatting.
Not to be banana sized, shape & colour.
If it looks like a banana, smells like a banana, tastes like a banana, it's obviously a duck.
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Indeed. I've always objected to the term fun-sized when it comes to chocolate.
Mars: there is nothing FUN about a chocolate bar half the size of a normal one. No sir.
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Mind you, I did once work with someone who was universally known as Fun Size. I don't think they were talking about his confectionery choices.
KZNSeagull
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Please describe a fun sized Banana. As you get most of the best fruit anyway, ours are probably fun-sized by default!
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18 cms long, yellow with a green ting top and bottom. (Is Danny Seagull still banned)
IT'S A BANANA.
shaolinpunk
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Care to share your views on ready made jacket potatoes with cheese that you stick in the microwave?
KZNSeagull
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He should be if he owns one like that.
Yup, ours are definately fun-sized. Everyone knows that if you want the best SA fruit, don't go to SA - go to Tescos. Bastards!!
BHAFC_Pandapops
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go to sainos, mate.