Climb over the wall at the SE point and get in the South stand....
And if that failed watch the last 20 minutes for free when the gates opened.
Use a rattle.
buy a jackpot ticket and wait for the guy with the board to walk around the ground to see if you had won.
then jeer at the guy to get out off the way so you could see the bloody game
predict the times of the goals pound a throw in the executive club, always tried to get 45 & 90 mins as it always included the injury time
sit next to a guy that always wore sandals all year, what ever the weather
as a young jackpot & program me seller, being allowing to stand behind our dugout with the reserves when the crowds were large
When heading south down Goldstone Lane after the game, do a runner into the South Stand seats to exit via the South West corner to escape the pursuing Leeds fans.......only to find more of the buggers in Newtown Road, doh!
The man who said money cannot buy happiness didn't know where to go shopping!
Get chips & curry sauce after the match from the van parked on the corner of the Old Shoreham Road/Newtown Road. Yum!