Buy an out of date waggon wheel from the East Terrace "catering" hut!!
Have 50 Millwall fans in masks standing behind you and barking angry police dogs in front of you when just 10 years old and thinking that a police dog bite was safer than being near the Millwall lot!
Standing on a crate (purpose built as we were posh) at the back of the South West terrace
Wearing a scarf round your wrist and not looking a complete fool (as loads of others did it!!!)