And a public forum is the perfect place to boast about your humiliation
Still regretting not giving or receiving the mobile phone number of a West Ham fan on Tuesday night.
Attractive single 20-year-old blonde girl. Tick.
Loves football. Tick.
Great personality with a good sense of humour. Tick.
Lives in Eastbourne. Oh, tick.
Her little brother got chucked out of the ground and lost him outside Upton Park. She's a season-ticket holder in the Trevor Brooking Stand, next to the away fans. Will be easy to spot on Sat 14th April though.