I just asked out a 16 year old chick

**Lord Bracknell** · 24-03-2012, 14:33

Surely everyone on NSC knows that 1066gull has been failing to pull "16 year old chicks" since he was thirteen? Let us know when you finally get one, Adrie.

**Don Quixote** · 24-03-2012, 14:36

18 is the minimum for me.

**¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤** · 24-03-2012, 15:16

Originally Posted by Don Quixote

18 is the minimum for me.

18 stone, yeah.

**Humbug** · 24-03-2012, 15:25

Originally Posted by Don Quixote

18 is the minimum for me.

So you'd turn down an absolute stunner if she said she was 16. You're weird.

**Perkino** · 24-03-2012, 17:03

Originally Posted by Titus

When I was about 25 I met a girl in a pub. We got on really well and she was pretty fit with a great sense of humour. I drove her home and after a goodnight kiss I asked her what she did for a living. She replied she was head girl at Tideway School.

I had a similar event, although I was 26 and she was 18... best to run and avoid

**Hove Lagoonery** · 24-03-2012, 20:08

Originally Posted by Don Quixote

18 is the minimum for me.

You've had at least 18 sixteen year olds ??

**NMH** · 24-03-2012, 20:20

Originally Posted by ¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤

18 stone, yeah.

Imagine the sweaty folds D§!

**NMH** · 24-03-2012, 20:22

Originally Posted by Titus

When I was about 25 I met a girl in a pub. We got on really well and she was pretty fit with a great sense of humour. I drove her home and after a goodnight kiss I asked her what she did for a living. She replied she was HEAD girl at Tideway School.

Where does that one go to drink, please?

**vulture** · 24-03-2012, 20:46

dont think many 16 year old girls fancy rose west look alikes

**Cheshire Cat** · 24-03-2012, 20:56

**tonymgc** · 24-03-2012, 21:00

And a public forum is the perfect place to boast about your humiliation

**¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤** · 24-03-2012, 23:09

Originally Posted by NMH

Imagine the sweaty folds D§!

You could always give her a cheese toastie - spunk in one of the folds then the next morning peel it open

**Durlston** · 24-03-2012, 23:23

Still regretting not giving or receiving the mobile phone number of a West Ham fan on Tuesday night.

Attractive single 20-year-old blonde girl. Tick.
Loves football. Tick.
Great personality with a good sense of humour. Tick.
Lives in Eastbourne. Oh, tick.

Her little brother got chucked out of the ground and lost him outside Upton Park. She's a season-ticket holder in the Trevor Brooking Stand, next to the away fans. Will be easy to spot on Sat 14th April though.