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Thread: I just asked out a 16 year old chick

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    And a public forum is the perfect place to boast about your humiliation

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    Quote Originally Posted by NMH View Post
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    Imagine the sweaty folds D!
    You could always give her a cheese toastie - spunk in one of the folds then the next morning peel it open

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    Still regretting not giving or receiving the mobile phone number of a West Ham fan on Tuesday night.

    Attractive single 20-year-old blonde girl. Tick.
    Loves football. Tick.
    Great personality with a good sense of humour. Tick.
    Lives in Eastbourne. Oh, tick.

    Her little brother got chucked out of the ground and lost him outside Upton Park. She's a season-ticket holder in the Trevor Brooking Stand, next to the away fans. Will be easy to spot on Sat 14th April though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DŃn GLL View Post
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    You could always give her a cheese toastie - spunk in one of the folds then the next morning peel it open
    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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    18 is the minimum for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Quixote View Post
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    18 is the minimum for me.
    I'd heard just a pulse is minimum for you!
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