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    It all started when I went round my mates house last night, we started having a few beers and my mates mum joined us.
    Anyway by about half past one we're all pissed up and that, and we're dancing around the front room to a bit of dubstep and one by one my mates all fell asleep so it's just me and my mates old girl, she's a fit old bird and I've always secretly wanted to get hold of it and with her old man out on the lash on a stag night I thought I 'd try me luck.
    I moved around behind her and gave it a bit of the old "bump & grind" and next thing I know, I've got her bent over the sofa ! #highfive
    Anyway I legged it before anyone else got up, but now I'm racked with guilt because, although she well fit and that, she still my mates mum.
    Do I tell him ?




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    yes, you should definatly tell him about this.
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    It all started when I went round my mates house last night, we started having a few beers and my mates mum joined us.
    Anyway by about half past one we're all pissed up and that, and we're dancing around the front room to a bit of dubstep and one by one my mates all fell asleep so it's just me and my mates old girl, she's a fit old bird and I've always secretly wanted to get hold of it and with her old man out on the lash on a stag night I thought I 'd try me luck.
    I moved around behind her and gave it a bit of the old "bump & grind" and next thing I know, I've got her bent over the sofa ! #highfive
    Anyway I legged it before anyone else got up, but now I'm racked with guilt because, although she well fit and that, she still my mates mum.
    Do I tell him ?


    Did you wake her up , or just slip it in while she was passed out

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    Quote Originally Posted by wehatepalace View Post
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    It all started when I went round my mates house last night, we started having a few beers and my mates mum joined us.
    Anyway by about half past one we're all pissed up and that, and we're dancing around the front room to a bit of dubstep and one by one my mates all fell asleep so it's just me and my mates old girl, she's a fit old bird and I've always secretly wanted to get hold of it and with her old man out on the lash on a stag night I thought I 'd try me luck.
    I moved around behind her and gave it a bit of the old "bump & grind" and next thing I know, I've got her bent over the sofa ! #highfive
    Anyway I legged it before anyone else got up, but now I'm racked with guilt because, although she well fit and that, she still my mates mum.
    Do I tell him ?


    You're 36. How old is your mates Mum?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mutts Nuts View Post
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    Did you wake her up , or just slip it in while she was passed out
    Nah, she was well up for it !

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    For a decent titwank with an older bird it's advisable to shoreham up with a belt or somethink.

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    You're 36. How old is your mates Mum?
    Did you read the other thread ? There really should be a tounge in cheek smiley !

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    Nah, she was well up for it !
    But does she remember anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by wehatepalace View Post
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    Did you read the other thread ? There really should be a tounge in cheek smiley !
    Only just seen it!
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    Very good. I can see what you've done there!
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