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    1.5 years............2.yeah we own a house together.....3.dont know i fell asleep straight after i dumped my glue..............in my defence i have been boshing them out over this bird for a long long time......i knew it would happen one day.
    I'm not sure the judge, your girlfriend in this instance, is going to accept that defence.
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      her car has just pulled up......wish me luck.
      You just know that this isn't going to go well.
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      Gold. Right up there with 'Is my ex-girlfriend a slag?'
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      No point in owning up - she'll know. Your actions give you away, as does the fact that it will eat away inside you everytime you look at her.
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      her car has just pulled up......wish me luck.
      Tell us how this one panned out
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      I bet he bottles it.
      The lady has foolishly attempted to join the conversation with a wild and dangerous opinion of her own. What half-baked drivel! See how the men look at her with utter contempt.
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      I suppose now Dan's off line we could discuss the possibility of Dans girlfriend being incredibly stupid and the unlikely possibility of him still being there in the morning.
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      firemandan is offline, I wonder what's going on right now..
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      I wonder what his approach will be? I reckon he'll go for the 'I was drunk, didn't know what I was doing' line myself. Second best would be the 'she threw herself at me, what was I to do'....high risk strategy.
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      If he doesn't reappear for a couple of days she's thrown him out, and broken the laptop over his head.

      Alternatively they are both at it like rabbits...........
      "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

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