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    Deny it big time, however, if her best mate ever spills the beans tell your girlfriend that at the point of climax you were thinking of her. I don't think anyone has actually got away with it using this line but, Hell! theres a first time for everything. After this it may be a good time to ( as mentioned before) invite all parties for a threesome!
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      1) How long have you been with your lady?
      2) Do you live/own a property together?
      3) What did you feel like 5 minutes after cuming your muck?
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      Tell her she needs new mates, her present ones a slag.
      Thank you mate, I have just gobbed coffee all over my monitor.
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      1) How long have you been with your lady?
      2) Do you live/own a property together?
      3) What did you feel like 5 minutes after cuming your muck?
      1.5 years............2.yeah we own a house together.....3.dont know i fell asleep straight after i dumped my glue..............in my defence i have been boshing them out over this bird for a long long time......i knew it would happen one day.
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      1.5 years............2.yeah we own a house together.....3.dont know i fell asleep straight after i dumped my glue..............in my defence i have been boshing them out over this bird for a long long time......i knew it would happen one day.
      Maybe you should sit down with girlfriend and quote point 3 to her!!!! remember to start with the line " in my defence"
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      This is the only place to come clean about such things
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      Quote Originally Posted by firemandan View Post
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      1.5 years............2.yeah we own a house together.....
      Not for long, you don't...
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      Have I stumbled into an episode of The Jeremy Kyle Show?
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      as the Bard was wont to say "truth will out"

      prepare to say goodbye to a)your girlfiend b)a substantial sum of money c)your house d)her mate (they always end up staying best mates and helping each other to get over you)
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      Have I stumbled into an episode of The Jeremy Kyle Show?
      No, you have just stumbled into "I've just had sex for first time and need to advertise it on a forum" thread.

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