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Brilliant, brilliant thread
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shall i own up?
- Thread starter firemandan
- Start date
Southwick_Seagull
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- Oct 8, 2008
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Top, top work sir. Gold status all but confirmed.
So.CalGull
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Southstandfaithful
New member
manilaseagull
Used to be Swindonseagull
Erm....Manila is capital of The PHILIPPINES not Thailand
The capital of Thailand is Bangkok....which is more apt in this case...Bang_kok
Anyway pay more attention in class
Walsall is not in Poland either.
GNF on Tour
Registered Twunt
Extra geography next term...
That Sir, is a class class avatar.
chops
Egg chaser & hack
JJB
New member
I'm exactly the same.
Fireman you are a bit of a Toby, what makes it even funnier is her friend was never even going to mention it.
Like others have said, pictures would be appreciated.
Gerbil
Nsc's most loved
And i thought NSC was getting boring, but every now and then, it comes up with a thread like THIS
Top work NSC
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Arkwright
Arkwright
Fold it in! Surely being a Fireman he would unroll it and when finished be very meticulous about rolling it up again and putting it in the back of your Dennis.
Fireman you are clearly the only person who can do origami with your penis, in your spare time do you fold it into boats and planes.
Good trick if you can do it.
Fireman you are clearly the only person who can do origami with your penis, in your spare time do you fold it into boats and planes.
Good trick if you can do it.
Brighton till i die
You havin' a bubble?
Fireman Sam, Dan
Tried to pocket his Ham
In another bird
But his misses then heard
knocked his tooth out with a phone
Now he's got no home
.... and just comes on 'ere to moan!
Tried to pocket his Ham
In another bird
But his misses then heard
knocked his tooth out with a phone
Now he's got no home
.... and just comes on 'ere to moan!
What? The only reason i've not done Walsall away is because I don't have a passport!
There was a young man called Dan.
Who tried to f*** his bird in a van.
She said no
But her best friend's a hoe
And far away he's now ran
The last line is shit.
Arkwright
Arkwright
Boring in the Post Office today, so had a bit of time:
A Randy Fireman called Dan
His juices flowed and over ran
He shagged his girl friends best mate
It would have been cheaper to masterbate
As now he's living in the back of his red van
A Randy Fireman called Dan
His juices flowed and over ran
He shagged his girl friends best mate
It would have been cheaper to masterbate
As now he's living in the back of his red van
HastingsSeagull
Well-known member
Classic video, classic first limerick, pure gold premise. I can't wait for the 2nd part of the video with all that new material. Some quality lines!
For the record having missed this yesterday, I honestly would say if want to shag another bird then current (well know what I mean) relationship isn't strong enough. Natural to think about another women, maybe ever 'bosh' odd one out after 5 years, but don't act on it! If a mate had done this I'd have told them to go with the partial admittance strategy of admitting you kissed the best mate, very sorry, very drunk, etc. Then when forgiven and gf confronts mate (if even does as might just give her cold shoulder) deny f***ing her and say mate's just pissed you told her!
Reckon good chance would have worked.
For the record having missed this yesterday, I honestly would say if want to shag another bird then current (well know what I mean) relationship isn't strong enough. Natural to think about another women, maybe ever 'bosh' odd one out after 5 years, but don't act on it! If a mate had done this I'd have told them to go with the partial admittance strategy of admitting you kissed the best mate, very sorry, very drunk, etc. Then when forgiven and gf confronts mate (if even does as might just give her cold shoulder) deny f***ing her and say mate's just pissed you told her!
Reckon good chance would have worked.
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
Well-known member
There once was a fireman called Dan
Who'd come up with a sneaky plan
Shagged a girl he met out
The one he'd been wanking about
And claimed it was always gonna happen
a bit weak on the rhyming...
Who'd come up with a sneaky plan
Shagged a girl he met out
The one he'd been wanking about
And claimed it was always gonna happen
a bit weak on the rhyming...
Slight difference here I think between "my bird" and "your missus".
Like yesterday a policeman who I asked to confirm a report I had about a murder/suicide in Friston, just down the road, said evasively that he was aware of "an incident".
Which was all across Meridian News last night!
It was the first time they introduced operator connections to Poland way back in the ooh..1960's I think.
A BBC reporter famously tried the new link to Warsaw and was answered by a puzzled pronounced Midland accent live on air.
