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Dick Knights Mumm

Take me Home Falmer Road
Jul 5, 2003
19,588
Hither and Thither
olly olly olly, tits in the trolley, balls in the biscuit tin, sitting on the grass with his finger up his arse, playing with his dingalingaling... usually sung to someone called oliver haha

Olly Olly Olly
with his balls on a trolley
and his arse tied up with string.

can't remember the next bit. Something about kicking him up the arse.
 




Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
61,674
Location Location
I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

#shorehamcollege
 








Muzzman

Pocket Rocket
NSC Patreon
Jul 8, 2003
5,196
Here and There
There are holes in the sky,
Where the rain comes in,
But these holes are small,
That's why rain is thin.

~ Milligan
 














Dick Knights Mumm

Take me Home Falmer Road
Jul 5, 2003
19,588
Hither and Thither
we're off
we're off
we're off in a motor car
Fifty coppers are after us
and they don't know we are
Oi!

(next song at the start of any car journey - similar tune/beat to Stevie Gritt song)
 
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Wellesley

Well-known member
Jul 24, 2013
4,973
Curly-wurly custard,
Snot and bogey pie,
All mixed up with a dead dog's eye,
Worms on toast,
Nice and thick,
All washed down with a cold cup of sick.
 


Wellesley

Well-known member
Jul 24, 2013
4,973
This thread do make I laugh.:lolol:
 




Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,847
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
Ena dena dicker racker, rare rye dominacker, chicker racker rom-rom pusher!

How come I remember all this from nearly 60 years' ago, but can't remember what I did yesterday?
 


Hampden Park

Ex R.N.
Oct 7, 2003
4,987
used this to pick teams or to see who would be last in a group,

as i was walking down inky pinky lane, i met some inky pinky children, they asked me this, they asked me that, they asked me the colour of the union jack, red, white or blue?
red is for danger, danger, danger, red is for danger out goes you
blue is for policeman, policeman, policeman, blue is for policeman out goes you
white is for marriage, marriage marriage, white is for marriage out goes you
 



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