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    Those who fight & run away, live to fight another day,

    Those who stay & take a chance, get taken home in an ambulance.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Bolton va va View Post
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      Those who fight & run away, live to fight another day,

      Those who stay & take a chance, get taken home in an ambulance.
      Now, this is only something that works up north. Down south chance and ambulance don't really rhyme!
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      I took my Bird to the station
      to watch the trains shunt
      A piece of track came flying up
      and hit her in the face
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      I think this is a Yorkshire one, but....

      Jack Wright had a fright, in the middle of the night
      He saw a ghost, eating toast, half way up a lamp post.

      Was funny when I was 6.....
      No we had it down here too.

      Stephen White had a fright in my case
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      There once was a ref named Atkinson,
      Who travelled over the river Severn
      Acting like a f*cktard,
      Giving Dale a red card.
      Angering the Albion following,
      He proceeds to allow Cardiff winning.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Frutos View Post
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      There once was a man from Nantucket...but the stories about him were a gross exaggeration.
      There was a young man from Nantucket
      Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
      He said with a grin
      As he wiped off his chin,
      "If my ear was a c*nt I would f*ck it."


      Since you opened up the Nantucket lines.

      They were started by a Princeton University professor in 1902. The f*ck it rhyme came later.
      Dwell on your strengths not your weaknesses.

      Maty Ryan: ‘The height factor is something I copped as a kid and into my career,’ he said, ‘but I can tell you, if I have played some bad games over the years, none has ever been because I was too small.’
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      Quote Originally Posted by Bodian View Post
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      Now, this is only something that works up north. Down south chance and ambulance don't really rhyme!
      I have no idea what you mean. Of course chawnce and ambulawnce rhyme.
      Dwell on your strengths not your weaknesses.

      Maty Ryan: ‘The height factor is something I copped as a kid and into my career,’ he said, ‘but I can tell you, if I have played some bad games over the years, none has ever been because I was too small.’
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      Quote Originally Posted by METALMICKY View Post
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      The variant we had was :

      I'm popeye the sailor man
      I live in a caravan
      Sleep with my Granny and tickle her faxxy
      I'm Popeye the sailor man
      I'm popeye the sailor man
      I live in a dustbin (garbage in the US) can
      I like to go swimmin' with bow-legged women
      I'm popeye the sailor man.
      (Toot! Toot!)
      Dwell on your strengths not your weaknesses.

      Maty Ryan: ‘The height factor is something I copped as a kid and into my career,’ he said, ‘but I can tell you, if I have played some bad games over the years, none has ever been because I was too small.’
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      My friend Billy's got a ten foot willy and he showed it to the girl next door,
      She thought it was a snake, So she hit it with a rake, And now it's only four foot four

      Next.....
      I think I saw Billy on pornhub the other night.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Norman Potting View Post
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      I'm intrigued why an over 10 year old thread has suddenly been revived.

      .....Yes ,I know that the above is a rather poor rhyme.
      Jeeez, I mean L.Ron, I never noticed the thread started in 2004. I wager quite a few on here didn't either.
      Dwell on your strengths not your weaknesses.

      Maty Ryan: ‘The height factor is something I copped as a kid and into my career,’ he said, ‘but I can tell you, if I have played some bad games over the years, none has ever been because I was too small.’

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