Childish rhymes - Please contribute

A

albionfan37

Well-known member

Aug 14, 2014

4,154

What’s it called? Cumbernauld

• Nov 8, 2018

• #21

Hitler has only got one ball
The other is in the Albert hall
HIs mother the dirty bugger
Cut it off when he was younger

 

Pevenseagull

Anti-greed coalition

Jul 20, 2003

19,611

• Nov 8, 2018

• #22

Jesus Christ
Superstar
Came down from heaven
On a Yamaha
Did a skid
Killed a kid
Knackered his balls
On a dustbin lid

 

Taybha

Whalewhine

Oct 8, 2008

27,178

Uwantsumorwat

• Nov 8, 2018

• #23

This place is so immature , bunch of Ip Dip Dog Shits .

 

A

albionfan37

Well-known member

Aug 14, 2014

4,154

What’s it called? Cumbernauld

• Nov 8, 2018

• #24

Chinese, Japanese what are these (pulls t-shirt forward) big boobies
Or Christmas trees
depending on time of year

 

Coldeanseagull

Opinionated

Mar 13, 2013

7,766

Coldean

• Nov 8, 2018

• #25

I'm popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan
There's a hole in the middle
Where I have a piddle
I'm popeye the sailor man

 

Iggle Piggle

Well-known member

Sep 3, 2010

5,318

• Nov 8, 2018

• #26

Pevenseagull said:

Jesus Christ
Superstar
Came down from heaven
On a Yamaha
Did a skid
Killed a kid
Knackered his balls
On a dustbin lid

Click to expand...

Eddie Kidd at my school. None of this CofE bollocks.

 

drew

Drew

Oct 3, 2006

23,045

Burgess Hill

• Nov 9, 2018

• #27

One banana, two bananas, three bananas, four.
15 bananas beating up the law.
One with a rifle another with a stick.
And one with a hand grenade hanging from his La la laaaa, la la la laaaa, la la laaaa, la la la laaaa.

 

Knocky's Nose

Mon nez est en Valenciennes..

May 7, 2017

4,137

Eastbourne

• Nov 9, 2018

• #28

I think this is a Yorkshire one, but....

Jack Wright had a fright, in the middle of the night
He saw a ghost, eating toast, half way up a lamp post.

Was funny when I was 6.....

 

Pevenseagull

Anti-greed coalition

Jul 20, 2003

19,611

• Nov 9, 2018

• #29

Knocky's Nose said:

I think this is a Yorkshire one, but....

Jack Wright had a fright, in the middle of the night
He saw a ghost, eating toast, half way up a lamp post.

Was funny when I was 6.....

Click to expand...

I believe that was the first draft for a "des'ree" hit.

 

Knocky's Nose

Mon nez est en Valenciennes..

May 7, 2017

4,137

Eastbourne

• Nov 9, 2018

• #30

I forgot about that!

Daily Telegraph : "A risible verse about ghosts and toast by Des'ree, the 1990s soul singer from Croydon, was voted the worst ever pop song lyric in a BBC 6 radio poll last night."

Say no more....

 

M

METALMICKY

Well-known member

Jan 30, 2004

6,059

• Nov 9, 2018

• #31

albionfan37 said:

Hitler has only got one ball
The other is in the Albert hall
HIs mother the dirty bugger
Cut it off when he was younger

Click to expand...

The variant we had was :

I'm popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan
Sleep with my Granny and tickle her faxxy
I'm Popeye the sailor man

 

Pevenseagull

Anti-greed coalition

Jul 20, 2003

19,611

• Nov 9, 2018

• #32

......his brother had no ball at all

 

Boys 9d

Well-known member

Jan 3, 2012

1,793

Lancing

• Nov 9, 2018

• #33

Algernon said:

Milk milk lemonade.
Round the corner chocolate's made.

Click to expand...

The variation I remember:

Eyes, nose, mouth, chin walking down to Uncle Jim. Uncle Jim sells lemonade, round the corner chocolates made.

 

Last edited: Nov 9, 2018

J

Jahooli

Well-known member

Feb 12, 2008

1,292

• Nov 9, 2018

• #34

He who smelt it dealt it.

He who denied it supplied it.

He who made the rhyme committed the crime.

 

J

Jahooli

Well-known member

Feb 12, 2008

1,292

• Nov 9, 2018

• #35

Wouldn’t it be funny if a lady had a
Wouldn’t it be funny if a lady had a

Repeat as often as you like

 

The Antikythera Mechanism

The oldest known computer

NSC Patron

Aug 7, 2003

7,792

• Nov 9, 2018

• #36

Down in the jungle, got a bellyache,
Want to go to toilet, Brrrrrrrrp! Too late.

 

Norman Potting

Well-known member

Nov 5, 2006

13,967

Sussex, Sussex not by the sea and actually nearer

• Nov 9, 2018

• #37

I'm intrigued why an over 10 year old thread has suddenly been revived.

.....Yes ,I know that the above is a rather poor rhyme.

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash

Jul 6, 2003

70,150

• Nov 9, 2018

• #38

We used to sing this one at school. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

D'ye ken John Peel
With his knob of steel
And his balls of brass
And his corrugated arse

 

The Clamp

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Jan 11, 2016

24,472

West is BEST

• Nov 9, 2018

• #39

Row row row your boat gently down the stream
Belts off , trousers down
Ain’t life a scream!

 

The Clamp

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Jan 11, 2016

24,472

West is BEST

• Nov 9, 2018

• #40

I was walking through the jungle when my bum began to rumble.. diarrhoea diarrhoea
I was swinging through the trees and it squirted past my knees...diarrhoea diarrhoea


There was more but that’s all I recall.