People who mow their lawn with a strimmer....

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Harvey

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Jul 8, 2003

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Over there.

• Jul 31, 2003

• #1

...just WHAT is their problem? A strimmer is designed for use of the EDGE of the garden, partly due to the fact that the ear-piercing screech that they make is quite irritating.

However, i wake to find that my delightful next door neighbour is happily STRIMMING his ENTIRE lawn. God, some people.

Apologies for excessive use of the CAPS LOCK.

 

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tinx

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Jul 6, 2003

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Horsham Town

• Jul 31, 2003

• #2

It must take him bloody hours to do that. Probably too tight to buy a mower.

 

tedebear

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Jul 7, 2003

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• Jul 31, 2003

• #3

Its not a strimmer - its a whipper snipper!!

Blimey get it right....

She who drinks Australian thinks Australian...

 

Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster

Jul 5, 2003

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• Jul 31, 2003

• #4

My neighbours who are well off enough not to have to work insist
on mowing their very large lawn with a very large noisy petrol mower EVERY saturday morning from 9am to 11am. They also use a chainsaw to chop up logs, only at the weekend.

There are 5 weekdays when they could do it but it suits them to wake everyone up on a Saturday morning because they are thoughtless rich wankers, who take being asked to be more considerate, as a challenge not to be dictated to by their neighbours

 

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CAFC Matt

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Jul 27, 2003

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Woodindean

• Jul 31, 2003

• #5

Mowers for Lawn, Strimmers for Edges or f***ing really long grass mower can not do. People who don't use these for there proper tasks are gay

 

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simon swagbag

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Jul 8, 2003

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Eastbourne

• Jul 31, 2003

• #6

Strimmers

Last summer my neighbour strimmed her entire front lawn...
...wearing a low-cut top showing her ample breasticles & tight leggings. From upstairs I had a perfect view...I couldn't resist, erm, you know, erm....

 

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Harvey

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Jul 8, 2003

119

Over there.

• Jul 31, 2003

• Thread starter
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Re: Strimmers

simon swagbag said:

Last summer my neighbour strimmed her entire front lawn...
...wearing a low-cut top showing her ample breasticles & tight leggings. From upstairs I had a perfect view...I couldn't resist, erm, you know, erm....

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Now that's the kind of behaviour i'm talking about. Don't people understand the purpose of strimmers? Front lawns-i ask you!

In relation to YOUR behaviour Mr Swagbag.....nice!

 

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CAFC Matt

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Jul 27, 2003

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Woodindean

• Jul 31, 2003

• #8

Re: Strimmers

simon swagbag said:

Last summer my neighbour strimmed her entire front lawn...
...wearing a low-cut top showing her ample breasticles & tight leggings. From upstairs I had a perfect view...I couldn't resist, erm, you know, erm....

Click to expand...

Obviously she's not gay, fit was she then?

 

Curious Orange

Punxsatawney Phil

Jul 5, 2003

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• Jul 31, 2003

• #9

Sometimes a strimmer is the only tool for the job. I live in rented accomodation, so the only time the grass gets cut is when we're due an inspection. The lawnmower the landlord left at the house is completely incapable of cutting anything, so the strimmer is the only solution.

If I could afford to buy my own house I would use a decent lawnmower though.