What do you do after having Sex?

Kazenga <3

Test 805843

Feb 28, 2010

4,870

Team c/r HQ

• Aug 25, 2010

• #61

Deflate her and put her back in the cupboard

 

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pintsawhiskey

Member

Apr 17, 2010

267

bn1

• Aug 25, 2010

• #62

public school boy said:

1 Phone the wife and tell her that you are on your way home.
2 Pay the girl £50.00 and thank her very much.
3 Feed the guide Dog
4 beg your Sister/ Brother not to tell your parents
5 Give your conquest a bag of sweets

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Find another seat on the bus!

 

Marc1901

Peace out.

Apr 26, 2009

6,106

The Championship.

• Aug 25, 2010

• #63

Get a beer

 

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Mo Gosfield

Well-known member

Aug 11, 2010

6,297

• Aug 25, 2010

• #64

Untie the vicar...help clean up the altar steps...and leave a little something on the collection plate.

 

happypig

Staring at the rude boys

May 23, 2009

7,977

Eastbourne

• Aug 25, 2010

• #65

Get her to give me my pocket money

 

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Andrew

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May 15, 2008

3,002

Sussex

• Aug 25, 2010

• #66

Put her back in the fridge.

 

Uncle Spielberg

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NSC Patron

Jul 6, 2003

42,848

Lancing

• Aug 25, 2010

• #67

Anyone going to do a poll on favourite sexual position as I don't think its been done before ?. I will go for Doggy Fashion. Thanks in anticipation.

 

AlbionKebabs

Member

Sep 23, 2005

239

Hove innit, you mug.

• Aug 25, 2010

• #68

Rape her face for good measure.

 

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p.o.g

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Apr 11, 2008

25

• Aug 25, 2010

• #69

wheel my gran back to the home

 

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Banned

Jul 5, 2003

18,187

Finding an entrance where I can

• Aug 25, 2010

• #70

Uncle Spielberg said:

Anyone going to do a poll on favourite sexual position as I don't think its been done before ?. I will go for Doggy Fashion. Thanks in anticipation.

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Doggy "fashion" ? f*** me, it really has been a long time for you ain't it?

 

Whitterz

Mmmmm? Marvellous

Aug 9, 2008

3,212

Eastbourne

• Aug 25, 2010

• #71

go home to my wife

 

Bakesy

Farting for ENGLAND!!!

Feb 13, 2005

9,667

How would i know?I'm pissed.

• Aug 25, 2010

• #72

Run like f*** and hope nobody saw me

 

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Helter

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Jan 4, 2010

1,143

• Aug 25, 2010

• #73

£50. Where did you go, some back ally next to Kings Cross with a smack whore.

 

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throbinson

Well-known member

Feb 18, 2009

1,322

Shropshire

• Aug 25, 2010

• #74

Wipe my cock on the curtains then go asleap

 

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SurreySeagulls

Well-known member

Jul 9, 2003

2,458

Guildford

• Aug 25, 2010

• #75

Tell the Cub he did a good bob a job

 

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seagullsdaz

New member

May 3, 2009

809

Brighton

• Aug 25, 2010

• #76

Turn the light on

 

tonymgc

Banned

May 8, 2010

3,028

Drive by abusing

• Aug 25, 2010

• #77

Put the frog back in the pond

 

HastingsSeagull

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Jan 13, 2010

9,278

BGC Manila

• Aug 25, 2010

• #78

My mate actually told a girl other week that "that was in my top 5 all time". Then tried to make it sound better by telling her 3 of the other 4 were all a particular ex.

Was drunk and intended as a compliment but all hell seem to break loose heard by his siblings who have confirmed story

 

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magoo

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Jul 8, 2003

6,682

United Kingdom

• Aug 26, 2010

• #79

Put her nappy back on.

 

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Jimbo26

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Jan 25, 2007

973

Portslade Old Village

• Aug 26, 2010

• #80

Whisper in mums ear 'Whats for breakfast in the morning ?'