SurreySeagulls
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Close the casket
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What do you do after having Sex?
- Thread starter public school boy
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turienzo's lovechild
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- Oct 25, 2003
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tell the police where the nasty man (danny seagull) touched me
watch the mrs lick my cock clean
tonymgc
Banned
Blog about it
Hatterlovesbrighton
something clever
Get my rolling pin out....... to start making another Apple Pie.
A buy one get one free gag there.
A buy one get one free gag there.
Manny
New member
Apologise.
clippedgull
Hotdogs, extra onions
Ask the director if we need to re-shoot any angles.
oldboyroy
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Roll of and fart!!!!
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Banned
High five the bloke at the other end of the spit roast and shout uhhhhh yeaaahhhh
What is sex ?.
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Banned
Say "Oh....you're still here then?"
public school boy
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Wash the Condom out for next time.
A Marlboro Red after sex is truly one of life's greatest pleasures.
I also tend to smile at myself and believe I am some kind of f***ing James Bond if I manage to get through an entire 45 minutes while Soccer Saturday is on in the background, then violently come all over her at the same time Jeff is creaming himself over a Hartlepool goal.
What?
I also tend to smile at myself and believe I am some kind of f***ing James Bond if I manage to get through an entire 45 minutes while Soccer Saturday is on in the background, then violently come all over her at the same time Jeff is creaming himself over a Hartlepool goal.
What?
drew
Drew
Take off and hang up my Albion shirt ready for next time!!!
magoo
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Put the binoculars away.
public school boy
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- #57
Expect to be locked up for 4 years
Soul Finger
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- May 12, 2004
- 2,257
Wait for her to go to the bathroom before violently dropping one's guts.
robbo2u
New member
Shout SHIZAAAAAM!
Tony Meolas Loan Spell
Slut Faced Whores
Roll over and have a cigarette like Don Draper would.