Just emailed the Argus' news and sports desks.
Love it. 3 x Male Escorts heading to the house at the following times.
2 at 7.30am tomorrow morning.
Followed by another 1 arriving at 8am.
This will be closely followed by 2 transexual escorts at 7pm.
And to top it off at around 7.30pm will be 100 posters with his face on it with the words "thank you".
Cheers Br*ghton fans, you've made my day
"I first felt a fist, and then a kick. I couldn't help smell their breath
They smelt of pubs. And Wormwood Scrubs. And too many right-wing meetings."