Inigo Calderon

Mendoza

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Jul 14, 2003

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somewhere in a newspaper or online probably

• Feb 4, 2010

• #1

has the same amount of syllables as Y VIVA ESPANA

so do your worst!!

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so far (via the powers of facebook) we have come up with

He comes from the land of sunny Spain, Inigo Calderon
He took the Gatwick Airport plane, Inigo Calderon

Defending he's hardly ever there, Inigo Calderon
But he runs up the wing with proper flair, Inigo Calderon




well it is chucking it down outside.....

 

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dannyboy

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Oct 20, 2003

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Waikanae NZ

• Feb 4, 2010

• #2

i like it , reckon we should give it a go sat

hoew about...


hes got a beard and sexy hair, inigo calderon
and with white boots hes seriously flair, inigo claderon

 

hans kraay fan club

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Chandlers Ford

• Feb 4, 2010

• #3

He comes from the land of sunny Spain, Inigo Calderon
He took the Gatwick Airport plane, Inigo Calderon

He used to play at the Bernabau, Inigo Calderon
But he's swapped that for THE Withdean now, Inigo Calderon

 

Titanic

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Jul 5, 2003

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West Sussex

• Feb 4, 2010

• #4

I like this idea... the scanning makes it sound a bit Mexican... In-EEE-go Cal-DARE-ron

 

Man of Harveys

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Jul 9, 2003

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Brighton, UK

• Feb 4, 2010

• #5

Or more simply: *clears throat*

"Inigo Calderon! Inigo Calderon! Inigo Calderon! Inigo Calderon!" (ad lib til fade)

All this to the tune of La Donna e Mobile from Rigoletto, better known as "we want a stadium", "Paulo Di Canio" to the better-educated amongst us.

 

hans kraay fan club

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Chandlers Ford

• Feb 4, 2010

• #6

Like

 

Barrel of Fun

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Aug 22, 2005

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Sūþsēaxe: The Land of the South Saxons

• Feb 4, 2010

• #7

All the ladies fell for Inigo Calderon;
He brought flair back to the Withdean days
You know every time he gets the ball
He'll teach us some hot blooded latin ways
He floats down the pitch feeling no strain
Making smooth advances in the rain

He comes from the land of sunny Spain, Inigo Calderon
He took the Gatwick Airport plane, Inigo Calderon
He's as brave as a gallant Matador, Inigo Calderon
Senoritas aplenty, the pick of them all, Inigo Calderon

 

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alan partridge

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Jul 7, 2003

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Linton Travel Tavern

• Feb 4, 2010

• #8

He comes from the land of sunny spain, Inigo Calderon
Where the rain falls mainly on the plane, Inigo Calderon
the eengleesh we still have to explain, to, Inigo Calderon
but Gus can do that, they both speak the same, Inigo Calderon

Calderon es mejor!

 

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dannyboy

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Oct 20, 2003

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Waikanae NZ

• Feb 4, 2010

• #9

alan partridge said:

He comes from the land of sunny spain, Inigo Calderon
Where the rain falls mainly on the plane, Inigo Calderon

Click to expand...

think this should def be the first 2 lines. could aslo be sung in such a way where the starter of the song sings the lines on their own and the whole crowd sings the inigo calderon bit

 

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Billy the Fish

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Oct 18, 2005

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Haywards Heath

• Feb 4, 2010

• #10

Der Der Der Der Indigo Caulderon

To the tune of pig bag

 

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Inigo Moans

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• Feb 4, 2010

• #11

He is my favorite player obviously!

 

Titanic

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West Sussex

• Feb 4, 2010

• #12

Oh this year we're in League One again, Inigo Calderon
We're taking the Leyton Orient train, Inigo Calderon

Oh we like to play at Selhurst more, Inigo Calderon
and beat the scum by 3 or 4, Inigo Calderon.

 

mejonaNO12 aka riskit

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Dec 4, 2003

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England

• Feb 4, 2010

• #13

To the tune of n-dubz HIT 'i need you'.

'inigio'

Inigio
Inigio
Inigio
Inigio
I need ya
I need you
I need ya
Baby, Inigio
I need ya
I need you
I need ya

Last night was a blur, but all I remember is
Blue and White shirt, bare carats on my wrist
Me and a couple men rollin' up in a whip
Met a pretty young lady, should I say bitch
Will I ever see you again
Always thinkin' for another man's riches
Why do you do this to us men
And that's why we call them bitches
See I don't understand, she wasn't with a man
How could I leave without a number in my hand
I went to go on Facebook, will I get a face back
Trying to find you is like a needle in a haystack

I came so close, you touched my body
You left me standing like a statue, baby Inigio

I was missing From the match yesterday
I'm pissed I never took your Shirt number
Now you're nowhere to be found
I'm going mad, I need you
I been searchin' all over Facebook,
and I can't seem to find you
I really have to find you, baby Inigio

Inigio
I need you
Inigio
Oh oh, oh, oh oh

Last night I met a fella he made me feel so, oh oh oh
That can mean what you want it to mean
Popped to the ladies for a sec (Uh, I'll be back in five, yeh?)
But when I came back out he left (I felt so alone)
He left me standing in my LBD and my bang bang shoes
I was so confused

I came so close, you touched my body
You left me standing like a statue, baby Inigio

I was missing from the match yesterday
I'm pissed I never took your shirt number
Now you're nowhere to be found
I'm going mad, Inigio
I've been searchin' all over Facebook,
and I can't seem to find you
I really have to find you, baby Inigio

See now I gotta find someone like you
You ain't gonna find no one like me
Someone tell me what the hell I should do

Will I ever find someone just like you (I don't think so)
Not quite like me
Calderon you cost less than a million (I'm one in a million)

Yo, what do I do I need to find you tracking back
'Cos you could be the one to make a change in my team
Maybe one day I'll put an armband aroud your shirt
You should try bein' with a fan
And do you know the meaning of a stark in jail
Until we meet again, my heart's on bail
Wherever you are right now, I just wanna let you know that

You're my love
I was missing from the match yesterday
I'm pissed I never took your Shirt number
Now you're nowhere to be found
I'm going mad, Inigio
I've been searchin' all over Facebook,
and I can't seem to find you
I really have to find you, baby Inigio

See now I gotta find someone like you
You ain't gonna find no one like me
Someone tell me what the hell I should do

Will I ever find someone just like you (I don't think so)
Not quite like me
Calderon, you cost less than a million

I need you
Inigio
I need you
Inigio
Baby, Inigio
Inigio
I need you
Inigio





I think you'll all agree, modern, catchy and easy to remember.

 

Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003

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West west west Sussex

• Feb 4, 2010

• #14

Surely something nice and simple, based on the Calgon advert, should do.

 

hans kraay fan club

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Mar 16, 2005

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Chandlers Ford

• Feb 4, 2010

• #15

Ini Ini Inigo, Up the football league we go....

[Maybe have to save this one for next year ]

 

mejonaNO12 aka riskit

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Dec 4, 2003

21,504

England

• Feb 4, 2010

• #16

And you tell everybody, This is calderon

he may be quite little but, he deserves a song

I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind
that I put down in words, how wonderful he is, when he's in right berth

 

house your seagull

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Jul 7, 2004

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Manchester

• Feb 4, 2010

• #17

it's the n'dubz one for me.

 

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HG201

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Jul 16, 2008

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Birmingham

• Feb 4, 2010

• #18

While we are on the topic of Inigo

Incompatible Browser | Facebook

 

The Large One

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Jul 7, 2003

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97.2FM

• Feb 4, 2010

• #19

To the tune of Da Doo Ron Ron

We've got a Spanish right-back and he's got long hair
Calderon, ron, ron
Calderon, ron

His yellow boots are gorgeous and his beard is flair
Calderon, ron, ron
Calderon, ron

 

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SeagullofKent

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Feb 27, 2009

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Sittingbourne/ Eastbourne

• Feb 4, 2010

• #20

Calderon, Calderon, Calderon,
Calderon, Calderon, Calderooooonnnnnn
CALDERON

In The Same Way Albion Is Sung