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      Please give Chappers a testimonial and does Malcolm Stuart qualify?
      malcolm had a joint one against charlton a few years ago with jock the kit man
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      Bollocks to REMF. Bollocks to the ****ing lot of you.
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      Well, bollocks to the ****ing lot of you. Binfest your arse off for all I care.

      I am sick to the back teeth of lies an innuendos being written about me on here. I haven't given anyone nearly enough information about me or what I 'know' or 'don't know', so who the **** are people to think they can?

      The one that really does my head in is when Bloom took over and some idiot wrote 'I bet TLO is gutted now we've got a new chairman'. What a ****ing spanner.

      Bollocks to NSC. Bollocks to REMF. Bollocks to the ****ing lot of you.

      It's all ****ing SHIT. TLO is flouncing and I'm out of here.
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      Would have been a higher score but marks deducted for use of the word flounce in the actual flounce itself. Not a bad effort for mid-morning though.
      You're going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine.
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      I disagree. That's a corking flounce. 8.9

      extra marks for the subject being so trivial and for bringing up past binfests. In fact I'm gonna start a poll on how good it was
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      Where the **** am I going to get my inside information now TLO's gone?
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      Come off it Jimbo, that's a QUALITY flounce - right up there with some of the all-time classics. And it's been a while since we've had one but she was well worth waiting for. A thing of real class, of real beauty even. 9.1.

      (Of course like all the best windy-arsed hissy fits, you also know that the flouncer will be back within weeks if not days.)
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      I'd say referring to your NSC username in the third person was a touch of genius.

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      Come off it Jimbo, that's a QUALITY flounce - right up there with some of the all-time classics. And it's been a while since we've had one but she was well worth waiting for. A thing of real class, of real beauty even. 9.1.

      (Of course like all the best windy-arsed hissy fits, you also know that the flouncer will be back within weeks if not days.)
      It started up in the high 8's I agree, and may well have peaked in the low 9's with the Bloom rant, but I lost faith in it towards the end and the final line seemed a little too contrived for my liking. It may grow on me but I can't place it among the all time greats where Uncle Spielberg, Nibble and Dave the Gaffer reign supreme.
      You're going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine.
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