Favorite old sick jokes.

pasty

A different kind of pasty

Jul 5, 2003

30,283

West, West, West Sussex

• Mar 27, 2009

• #21

Circa 1982 - Topical at the time.

What have Princess Grace of Monaco and Sue Barker got in common?

They both got f***ed by cliffs

 

shingle

Well-known member

Jan 18, 2004

3,141

Lewes

• Mar 27, 2009

• #22

John Smith=ex leader of the labour party died around the same time as Formula one driver Ayrton Senna.

The Joke at the time was

Whats the difference between John Smith's wife, and Ayrton Senna's wife. John Smith's wife got to keep the car.

 

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Quentin

New member

Oct 21, 2008

8

• Mar 27, 2009

• #23

Q: Whats got 8 legs and a big black c**t?

A: The A team

 

Psychobilly freakout

HellBilly

Feb 23, 2009

23,007

Brighton factually.....

• Mar 27, 2009

• Thread starter
• #24

during the shooting of the return of the musketeers.....

what runs around spain topless...........

Roy Kinner`s horse

 

R. Slicker

Well-known member

Jan 1, 2009

4,486

• Mar 27, 2009

• #25

Really sick & really old sorry
How does a Northerner know when his sister is having her period?

He can taste blood on his dads cock.

 

Guy Fawkes

The voice of treason

Sep 29, 2007

8,200

• Mar 27, 2009

• #26

Old and sick by here goes

statistically 9 out 10 people enjoy gang rape

Michael Ryan was someone who got easily confused and often took things far too literal, imagine his wife's guilt after asking him to shoot up Hungerford High Street for a loaf of bread

 

Psychobilly freakout

HellBilly

Feb 23, 2009

23,007

Brighton factually.....

• Mar 27, 2009

• Thread starter
• #27

i bit naughty.....new orleans

who said the americans were thick..........after all they built a city below sea level and filled it with N*g*e*s

 

Guy Fawkes

The voice of treason

Sep 29, 2007

8,200

• Mar 27, 2009

• #28

Whats the only part of a cabbage that you can't eat?...the wheelchair

Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand.

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. - Unfortunately, it's only for victims.

Zebo, a half blind 5 year old African orphan has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes. - Please give just a small donation of £2 and we will send you the video; it's f***ing hilarious!

 

thedonkeycentrehalf

Retired

Jul 7, 2003

8,622

• Mar 27, 2009

• #29

Fairly tame but still old:

What do you call a man with a horse on his head?

Roy Kinnear

 

Eggmundo

U & I R listening to KAOS

Jul 8, 2003

3,466

• Mar 27, 2009

• #30

Bloke phones work in the morning to say he can't come in as he is sick.
Boss says "What do you mean you're sick, how sick are you?"
Bloke replies "Well I'm currently in bed with my 12 year old daughter."

 

Guy Fawkes

The voice of treason

Sep 29, 2007

8,200

• Mar 27, 2009

• #31

I got fired on my first day working for Tesco's
I was working on the wines and spirits section when a Polish man came up to me and asked me whether i could you recommend a good port?
I said "Yes, Dover - now F@ck off"

 

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SirDouglasLoft

New member

Jul 4, 2008

6,876

• Mar 27, 2009

• #32

Guy Fawkes said:

I got fired on my first day working for Tesco's
I was working on the wines and spirits section when a Polish man came up to me and asked me whether i could you recommend a good port?
I said "Yes, Dover - now F@ck off"

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bright1064

New member

Dec 21, 2007

4,513

Brighton

• Mar 27, 2009

• #33

Dodi Al Fayed and Henri-Paul get to heavens gates.
Dodi turns round to Henri-Paul and says 'I told you I wanted to f*** Di in the tunnel, NOT f***ing DIE in the tunnel'.

 

Psychobilly freakout

HellBilly

Feb 23, 2009

23,007

Brighton factually.....

• Mar 27, 2009

• Thread starter
• #34

How does every ethnic joke start?



By looking over your shoulder.

 

Robot Chicken

Seriously?

Jul 5, 2003

13,154

Chicken World

• Mar 27, 2009

• #35

Is this an appropriate time to post the link for Sickipedia?

www.sickipedia.org

 

Psychobilly freakout

HellBilly

Feb 23, 2009

23,007

Brighton factually.....

• Mar 27, 2009

• Thread starter
• #36

What's black and screams like f***?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

 

Psychobilly freakout

HellBilly

Feb 23, 2009

23,007

Brighton factually.....

• Mar 27, 2009

• Thread starter
• #37

Robot Chicken said:

Is this an appropriate time to post the link for Sickipedia?

www.sickipedia.org

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yeah

 

public school boy

Banned

Feb 15, 2009

4,283

Up some woman's front bottom

• Mar 27, 2009

• #38

what do you get if you cross a West Indian with a Pakistani?
A car thief that can't drive

 

larus

Well-known member

Jul 7, 2003

6,580

In the land of hope and expectation....

• Mar 27, 2009

• #39

Last words heard on the Space Shuttle Challenger. "Go on, if she wants to drive,let her. What harm can it do?"

Last words from the Mayor of Hiroshima "What the f*** was that?".

What's blue and fucks old ladies? Hypothermia.

What's the difference between Basil Brush and a Suicide bomber? Basil Brush goes "Boom Boom".

What goes plink, plink, fizz? 2 babies in an acid bath.

New one. A films going to be made about Jade Goody. It's called "A wedding, 4 weeks and a funeral".

 

element

Fear [is] the key.....

Jan 28, 2009

1,887

Local

• Mar 27, 2009

• #40

What would it take to re-unite The Beatles?...

Two bullets


Tickets are on sale for the forthcoming Bee Gees tour...

33% off


What's green and can't climb trees?...

Marc Bolan's Mini