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Chesney Christ

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Sep 3, 2003

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• May 25, 2007

• #241

Les Biehn said:

Brilliant, lets hope this one kicks off an'all.

Oh by the way Dwayne I've seen a picture of you and meet Sam, theres not much in it although he is probably slightly better looking.

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We're both ugly f*ckers.

 

Simster

"the man's an arse"

Jul 7, 2003

54,243

Surrey

• May 25, 2007

• #242

Les Biehn said:

Yes. Are you homophobic?

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Shit poem, not even a mention of Frank. 1/10 could do better

 

Chesney Christ

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• May 25, 2007

• #243

dwayne said:

1) I'm a lot better looking than you bitch and I have a lot more going for me and am not wasting my life in Worthing.

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Christ.

 

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Les Biehn

GAME OVER

Aug 14, 2005

20,610

• May 25, 2007

• Thread starter
• #244

Chesney Christ said:

We're both ugly f*ckers.

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Don't be so hard on yourself. True, but still.

I on the other hand am a gorgeous oil painting.

 

L

Les Biehn

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Aug 14, 2005

20,610

• May 25, 2007

• Thread starter
• #245

Simster said:

Shit poem, not even a mention of Frank. 1/10 could do better

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Are you a homophobe
who secretly want to give Frank a probe?

 

Chesney Christ

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• May 25, 2007

• #246

Les Biehn said:

Don't be so hard on yourself. True, but still.

I on the other hand am a gorgeous oil painting.

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I do remember you being a bit of a hunk. And a bit camp.

 

Lokki 7

WSU

Nov 1, 2004

7,279

Sitting on the dock of a bay, wasting time.

• May 25, 2007

• #247

Les Les as dull as you may be
With 20 posts a day on NSC
Your sexual inuendo
And your preaching ways
I couldn't give a toss if you sleep with gays

 

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Les Biehn

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Aug 14, 2005

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• May 25, 2007

• Thread starter
• #248

Lokki 7 said:

And your preaching ways

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Oh the irony, the irony.

 

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Les Biehn

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Aug 14, 2005

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• May 25, 2007

• Thread starter
• #249

Chesney Christ said:

I do remember you being a bit of a hunk. And a bit camp.

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A bit?

 

Lokki 7

WSU

Nov 1, 2004

7,279

Sitting on the dock of a bay, wasting time.

• May 25, 2007

• #250

Les Biehn said:

Oh the irony, the irony.

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Good comeback. I like the way you've rhymed irony with irony.

 

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Kylies Stunt Arse

What?

Jul 20, 2003

6,650

Where people go to die

• May 25, 2007

• #251

Dwayne Dwayne whoever you may be
We all know your life is a fantasy
You act the big shot
big stuff in the city
when you're an IT drone with HSBC

 

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Les Biehn

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Aug 14, 2005

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• May 25, 2007

• Thread starter
• #252

Lokki 7 said:

Could comeback. I like the way you've rhymed irony with irony.

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Thank you. I like you Lokki, you're one of those people who is totally unaware of what they're like so often accuses others of traits you have. Makes for entertaining reading.

 

Chesney Christ

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• May 25, 2007

• #253

Kylies Stunt Arse said:

Dwayne Dwayne whoever you may be
We all know your life is a fantasy
You act the big shot
big stuff in the city
when you're an IT drone with HSBC

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No mention of his dead black sister?

 

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afters

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Jul 9, 2003

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as 10cc say, not in hove

• May 25, 2007

• #254

Les Biehn said:

Thank you. I like you Lokki, you're one of those people who is totally unaware of what they're like so often accuses others of traits you have. Makes for entertaining reading.

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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

this thread is like a multiple tag wrestling match. There's something for everyone!

 

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Les Biehn

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Aug 14, 2005

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• May 25, 2007

• Thread starter
• #255

Wonder if Frank f***ed Dwayne's sister?

 

Chesney Christ

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• May 25, 2007

• #256

Les Biehn said:

Wonder if Frank f***ed Dwayne's sister?

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To death?

*nb for anyone fairly new to NSC. Dwayne doesn't really have a dead sister. It was a lie he made up on here a few years back. So I'm not being an @rsehole.

 

Chesney Christ

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• May 25, 2007

• #257

afters said:

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

this thread is like a multiple tag wrestling match. There's something for everyone!

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Its Royal f*cking Rumble more like....

 

Lush

Mods' Pet

Jul 5, 2003

13,411

Wherever I lay my hat, that's my hat.

• May 25, 2007

• #258

Has dwayne ever made League Title Winning Captain Paul Rogers look decidedly AVERAGE in midfield in a charity football match though?

 

Bozza

You can change this

Helpful Moderator

Jul 4, 2003

55,832

Back in Sussex

• May 25, 2007

• #259

Chesney Christ said:

Its Royal f*cking Rumble more like....

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Who's f***ing fatboy ? (NSC user fatboy has the real surname Rumble. I'm saying this as it now appears to be the done thing to explain what one is talking about.)

 

Simster

"the man's an arse"

Jul 7, 2003

54,243

Surrey

• May 25, 2007

• #260

Scores on the doors:

Total Posts: 259
User Posts
Les Biehn 39
Simster 26
Questions 25
bhaexpress 21
Chesney Christ 17
Nibble 12
hans kraay fan club 12
Lokki 7 11
Kylies Stunt Arse 9
Woodchip 9
Dave the Gaffer 9
afters 9
Dick Knights Mumm 7
ChapmansThe Saviour 7
dwayne 6
Man of Harveys 6
Bevendean Hillbilly 4
ben andrews' girlfriend 4
rool 4
Lush 3
Hannibal smith 3
Buzzer 2
samparish 2
Garry Nelson's Left Foot 2
Bozza 3
hampden park 2
Tony Meolas Loan Spell 1
junior 1
Icy Gull 1
dougdeep 1
sten_super 1


Les, for 39 posts you've provided absolutely shit value on this thread. Carry on.