'You can't give a handball for that' says Peter never-been-south-of-Birmingham Beagrie. Why not, cos it is the god given right of Northerners to dominate football?
Did I actually hear the commentary correctly? Rumours of a conspiracy to keep the Barcodes down have been circulating in Geordie circles? Only won 2 in 8 etc etc (may not be exact stats) from the Sky commentary team. Did I really just hear that?