#baldforpromotion - love it! I started losing my hair about 10 years into my Albion watching (1970ish) career, and we've had several promotions since then - not to mention the odd relegation, and nearly being dumped into the Conference!
I think we know what you're going through - as I posted a couple of months ago about our 7 year old Grandson who went into cardiac arrest while playing footy at school. The paramedics had to cut open his favourite Albion shirt - the club sent him a replacement home shirt plus an away shirt...