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Was this autocorrected "shabbiness", or a comment on the buses?

BOOOOMM! This guy's back in town. After three hours' sleep, feeling really rather bad. Wine, crisps or cup or tea? Got to be a cuppa. How did Rudd survive? Thought she was demanding recounts when I went to bed. Did they find a secret stash?

My bed is calling and I can't resist. Night everyone. Back in three hours.

A fifth recount, some people are saying.

please don't say "strong and stable" again. Ever.

Wooahh - autocorrect's stitched me up like a kipper there.

Canterbury in the news for the first time since Thomas a Becket was murdered. Terrible business. The murder, that is. The Cinservative is probably the most out of touch posh fussy sudsy you could ever hope to meet. Time to enjoy a comfortable retirement in his pleasant country house.

So, what's happening? What's the projected actual result now, or aren't the BBC doing that?

and "seven"

Corbyn's a bit of a big head - ooh, get you with your biggest ever whatever.

You're a bit more direct than me :lolol:

This Islington MC is really mixing up her delivery, but loving how she's bringing the big numbers to life by breakin' 'em down in a posh kind of way. Fantastic delivery.

I thought I heard that, but put it down to severe lassitude.

I like Vince Cable.

I don't share your political outlook, but I do share your pain - you've been absolutely shafted by that choice of nut garnish.

We feel you bro - you're with kindred spirits here: we're barely surviving here on a diet of Toilet Duck, cheesy biscuits, onion and garlic powder and crisps delivered by motorbike. It's tough, and getting tougher.

This onion and garlic powder, are you sprinkling it on from a perforated herbs and spices drum, or are you throwing it on like a Sumo wrestler luzzing salt around an arena?

The position was pretty much that if Labour/Lib Dem/Green all voted tactically for Labour, they could just about win. However, that's ignoring the UKIP effect, which is effectively driving Labour gains, along with increased turnout from younger people (I'm guessing). God knows where this night...

Rivet, you spoiled it by coming back! I was about to say it was an elegant flounce, with a nice clean break, but that's no longer possible. You might as well stay and have another go.

That is true. My son goes to school with the Labour candidate's son. This would be a big shock....