nothing personal mate but FFS there are so many things wrong with your post that I don't know where to start. Let me try with this:
we might be in the same league as Chelsea but we have nowhere near their support, influence and buying power.
Actually I think it is that hard and your sniping from the sides doesn't help. Clearly in your theoretical world the Albion has lots of data on how many shirts we sold when we were last promoted to the PL (oh hang on a minute) and the influence we have on Nike over and above the likes of...