I get the thread now I've seen the other ones. :thumbsup:
http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?312382-Why-am-I-not-at-No-1-on-Google/page2
http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?312384-Web-dsign-con
You should always read the Ad carefully, this is what happens when you accidently hire nude male cleaners. I would have thought that him turning up with fruit and veg instead of plumbing tools was a good hint to your mistake.