sorrry ......on a stag do on the I.O.W we were corralled in an id checking ante room in some night club.....the place was rocking inside but the room we were held in was big enough for about 10 people at a time......i'm afraid i couldn't hold on to my guff after 48 hrs of guinness , red wine ...
having had an early morning swim after a heavy night i was scrambling some eggs in the frying pan for a group breakfast......i was wearing only a fluffy beach towel round my waist and a t-shirt , as i swung round and took a step towards the breakfast table shouting " eggs are ready...!!" a...