Ok boys and girls, here is the draw. Conducted in a murky back room at Withdean Stadium by myself and Gus Poyet. Rumours of brown envelopes being pushed under the door have been widely rebuffed.
After a chaotic nominations process, we have ended up with a 36 man tournament, with 4 groups of...
Ok I'm going to stop nominations there, thank you for your submissions. I have added in a couple of secondings from myself to create an outrageous 36 man tournament
draw will commence tomorrow
Frank Worthington
Vicente
Ezequiel Schelotto
Paddy McCourt
Sergei Gotsmanov
Alan Biley
Mauricio...
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Current qualifiers:
Frank Worthington
Vicente
Ezequiel Schelotto
Paddy McCourt
Sergei Gotsmanov
Alan Biley
Mauricio Tarrico
Leon Knight
George O'Callaghan
Nzuzi Toko
Shane Duffy
Baz Savage
Jonny Dixon
Anthony Knockaert
Juergen Locadia
Alireza Jahanbaksh
Kazenga Lualua
John Byrne
Neal...
yeh I once saw Chaigneau at the "Beach Club". He had a ciggie in his mouth and had about 5 women grinding away on him while he just kind of stood there taking it all in
Happy to second him
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Current qualifiers:
Frank Worthington
Vicente
Ezequiel Schelotto
Paddy McCourt
Sergei Gotsmanov
Alan Biley
Mauricio Tarrico
Leon Knight
George O'Callaghan
Nzuzi Toko
Shane Duffy
Baz Savage
Jonny Dixon
Anthony Knockaert
Juergen Locadia
Alireza Jahanbaksh
Kazenga Lualua
John Byrne
Needs...
yeh I'm happy with this. I remember the climax of his transfer saga culminated in him touching down on some rural runway with a private jet, complete with a full on entourage.
His quiet, unassuming demeanour possibly adds in his favour considering the incredible amount of drama he created. Also...
update
Current qualifiers:
Frank Worthington
Vicente
Ezequiel Schelotto
Paddy McCourt
Sergei Gotsmanov
Alan Biley
Mauricio Tarrico
Leon Knight
George O'Callaghan
Nzuzi Toko
Shane Duffy
Baz Savage
Jonny Dixon
Anthony Knockaert
Juergen Locadia
Needs seconding
Valentin Barco
Neal Maupay
Percey...
Jonny Dixon
model/music producer/tv producer who fancied a go at playing football. His contract signing seemed to interfere with a skiing jaunt judging by the chunky knit jumper he rocked up in. Did very little of note of course but did famously go out with Holly Valance, which now probably has...
Colin Kazim-Richards
So, so lazy to the point that the bit in with Withdean Years DVD about him had that David Byrne lazy song playing in the background. Scored about 5 goals but they were all absolutely amazing. Signed in an unusual way, has had an absolutely mental post-Albion career...
Current qualifiers:
Frank Worthington
Vicente
Ezequiel Schelotto
Paddy McCourt
Needs seconding
Valentin Barco
Neal Maupay
Alan Biley
Mauricio Tarrico
Percey Tau
Leon Knight
Alan Duffy
Rod Thomas
John Byrne
Sergei Gotsmanov
Graeme Smith
George O'Callaghan
Kemy Agustien
Shane Duffy
Jimmy Case...
George O'Callaghan
Maverick midfielder who strolled around the middle of the pitch. Absolutely slated the club when he left, seemed to disappear without a trace.
Kemy Agustin
Fun time tubster. Didn't seem to give one solitary shit about anything. Pretty skillful but showed no desire to show...