Wow, that's bad even for Crooks but at least he didn't mention any of the other big 6 in his Dunk bit. But typically, out of the 3 paragraphs, 1 sentence is relevant to Dunk, the second paragraph is about bad tackles and the third is all about Sheffield United.
But the most bemusing bit is "If...
Inspired by Gross’ 35 pass goal, I’ve done the numbers on Garth’s “review” on Gross.
15 words about Brighton
20 words about Gross
105 words about Manchester United
Here’s my guess….
9 - I was pleased to see local lad Danny Welbeck scored against his old club Man U, who started the first 20mins well but chased the rest of the game and let Brighton slice through them too easily.
I do worry for Ten Hag, I think the Sancho debacle and the ownership...
Beyond a parody of himself at this point.
1st paragraph - Eddie Howe
2nd paragraph - Ferguson, West Ham
3rd paragraph - Houghton, Brighton & Newcastle are in Europe now
It’s like he’s got the attention span of a goldfish, forgets who he’s writing about so just regurgitates old or obvious facts