Are you sure that atheists consider theists weird because theists have the audacity to have a different view.?
Are you sure the real reason atheists find theists weird isn’t because theists believe in an imaginary man invented entity or find them weird because impressionable children are...
Crikey,you believe god instructed Noah to build an ark for the animals and the flood story, and that the crew of the ark, from a time a few thousand years ago are the basis for populating the whole planet..........thats hardcore.
They wont be young earth creationist christian scientists though that you know will they, as their version of pseudo science does oppose multiple fields of actual science..
What year (approx) did Noah set off in his boat?
Why did your god ignore the prayers of the people who didn’t want to die when he killed 200,000 people in the 2004 tsunami.
What was free will about those deaths?
What happens if they do get hold of it?.....More beer from the beer volcano?
Im not aware of anything in the scriptures saying pirates (peace be upon them) should seek out his noodly appendage in the first place.
I would look at one of the parents for starting the crap about a special boy.Try and find out if the mother for example got knocked up with a bit of hows your father with someone she wasn’t supposed to and then in a panic claimed she was still a virgin when pregnant so it was impossible for her...
The pursuit of wealth is not my master and neither is God as the Abrahamic God does not exist.
"you cannot serve god and mammon" is therefore completely irrelevant to me.
I dont know any atheists that celebrate christmas or easter ,i thought it was about celebrating the birth of christ and celebrating his resurrection not celebrating givings presents or celebrating eating chocolate.
Not sure i know any atheists who celebrate jesus at christmas or easter, seems to be more about the days off work, hanging out with family and chocolate
If it makes no sense to you,you should stick with being unable to infer anything from it.
Anything else just makes you argumentative for the sake of it