I can just see it now.
"Firstly, thank you for the opportunity for this interview Mr Chairman. I really am excited to try and pass on my experience to this group of players and get them playing the way I used to at Ajax and Barcelona. I really do see Scott Dann as a modern Ronald Koeman. Anyway...
To be fair, De Boer did work with Marc Overmars, Dennis Begkamp, Aron Winter, Ronald De Boar and Jaap Stam at Ajax (an average of 85 caps each for Netherlands) and several top flight league titles at teams like Ajax, Inter, Arsenal, Man Utd and Barcelona so working with Dougie Freedman who...
You can Imagine De Boer sitting there in Holland, on the phone to "Mr Chairman":
"A London club you say? In the Premier League? Your managers become National Team managers? Where do I sign!?"
Rolls into Croydon
"Hmmm, I'm sure we are just going through here to get to PROPER London and see...