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Probably wonder "Why on earth did I buy a ticket to a league cup 2nd round match?"

I'm only trying to join in with the LADS and the BANTS.

I would probably use it as a chance to show the cameramen/journalist that England fans are being attacked without provocation, as a lot of people did. I probably wouldn't throw a beer over them as that wouldn't help my case that I'm a lovely chap and an innocent party in all this. Maybe I'm odd.

"Fing is mate, the journalist was wearing a very flammable jacket, right and my mate GAZ was standing next to 'im smoking a FAAAGGG, and being the top fella I am I was concerned for his safety, so I poured a beer over him to lower the fire-hazard"

What I don't QUITE get is this. I GET that England fans were being attacked by Russians and the whole state of affairs was horrible. There are horror stories of people sitting there and being attacked for no reason, and I accept that. But some people seem to be using that as some sort of proof...

That'll be difficult with them LOBBING the chairs around.

For what reason? Because you think it'll go down well........

If I had stuff being LOBBED at me I would RUN AWAY, not LOB stuff back. Apparently that makes me "pathetic" or a "wimp" but this pathetic wimp wouldn't be in jail or banned from going to watch the football.

"fing is guv, my missus was over the other side of the square right, and all the Russians had taken her seat right, and she is well PREGGERS at the moment right, so I woz like 'she needs a seat mate' so GAZ and DAZ were all like 'we will chuck her a chair mate' so yeah, that's all it was. I...

Gav, Shezza, Liam , Jake and Lee All we need is a "DAZ", "GAZ" and "BAZZA" and that's a full set of generic hooligan names. *Sits back and waits for anyone with those names to respond*