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When i said bowls I actually meant boules. I got the right sport but the wrong bag. You're right I wouldn't have spotted that bag.

Yes I had already spotted my error regarding the "buoy" when a closer examination revealed the boxing gloves perched atop it. I thought I had also spotted a boating hook to the left of the rear window but I realise now that that's probably a garden implement, perhaps a rake or hoe. So I have...

You seem quite a sporty chap. So far I've spotted: Table Tennis Football Cycling Badminton Boxing (or ar least punching) Darts Boating Golf Fishing (is that a fishing net?) Hiking Jogging (this is an assumption based on the number of trainers which in themselves are non specific) Have I missed...

Did it prevent you from playing ping pong for two years?

...which you "otherwise wouldn't have?"

My wife found her diary and read extracts to me. She also found the porn. Your week sounds altogether more wholesome.

1. Cleared wardrobes and drawers of numerous clothes and shoes which have been languising unworn for the past ten years. We're now left with six full charity bags which we can't take anywhere and so have created more clutter than there would have been had we just left all their contents in their...