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I can assure you I was the only one who came on that particular occasion.

Only if you're a once a week, Saturday night only type of guy. Unless you're also including Match of the Day 2.

Has it ever occured to you that your facial contortion while asleep...head back, eyes shut, mouth open, possibly a bit of drool down the side of your chin was very similar to that of someone in the final ectstatic throes of orgasm. So in view of that his reaction was quite understandable.

My inappropriate place was the Unitarian Church in New Road which I suppose on reflection was highly inappropriate. I'll leave it to your sordid imaginations with regard to the inappropriate occasion.

...the only difference being it didn't result with your name in an Argus headline..... or a course of rehabilitation..... or as a topic on a football forum thread.. until now that is, if you contribute to this one.