In order to reduce the level of inconvenience caused to an absolute minimum wouldn't it be a good idea to merge the london to brighton and naked bike ride into one event?
(Plus it might make the title of this thread more appropriate).
What was in your wrap? Was it a meat or vegerarian filling? I assume it was a wrap because that's the only four letter food snack I can think of beginning with W. I hope you didn't make too much of a mess as the contents spilling out while you were driving could have left tell tale stains on...