When serving on the Ark Royal we had a young lad join our mess, first time on a ship, and to say he wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed was an understatement.
He joined about 3 days before we sailed for Australia, an 8 month deployment,so had never been to sea before. Each bunk had a small...
I had a boss who I hated with a vengeance, and the feeling was completely reciprocated. His family was coming down to Pompey, from oop north, to meet him, before they departed on a holiday to Spain, in a hire car touring. I managed to get the car keys when he had gone for a meal, and taped a...