So here he comes. The new World's Hardest Creature champion. The Hippo is just coming out of the arena now. Let's see if we can get a few words with him...
Hippo. Hi...HIPPO! Any chance of a few words? No? No. A little later? Yeah? Cheers.
Well the Hippo wants to go and get a bit of...
30 clear now. 30!
You have to take your hat off to the Hippo. It's had an unbelievable tournament. Has been barnstorming mental from the second it set off against the Salt Water Croc and hasn't let up since.
...and in a remarkable opening round the Hippo has dished out a series of howitzers. It’s piling on the pressure and really showing its class in the early stages. The Honey Badger is looking confused and not a little groggy. It’s had things pretty much it’s own way for two years but it’s...
(and before everybody goes mental, I've had to put this up on a Sunday as I've not got a spare minute for the next few days - I've thrown in an extra voting day so nobody should miss out - get to work everybody)
"Good evening and welcome to this, the conclusion of NSC HD's coverage of the 2018 World's Hardest Creature tournament. I'm Chris Packham and I'll be taking you through proceedings tonight. No more Smith songs from me, as this... this is the real deal, as you join me here at a packed...