why blow all that money? We're all going to die anyway. There's no point in being alive if you've blown your money on stuff which gives no pleasure or benefit.
On top of that, surely being nuked by Russia is a better way to go than being tortured in a care home.
No. We're all going to peg it soon so why waste money on something that won't happen and won't help even if it did happen? Yo've got more chance of being burgled after spending say 50% of your income on house security.