Ok. But what if through an incredibly far fetched Brewster's Millions type scenario I found myself with a controlling interest in Portsmouth and needed to pick the one most likely to earn a record breaking third administration?
Oh crap that's too easy it's Lamps again.
Well if I had to appoint one of Lamps, Stevie G, or Rooney I think I'd go Rooney.
Lampard as last choice though I did enjoy his recent "I'm interested in rangers job" leaks which did succeed in getting him an interview (presumably to keep a few idiot fans off the boards back) followed by a...