Other things:
In March 2020 we went to Spain for a month to chill out at the start of our retirement. Then covid lockdown hit and nine days later we were scrambling to get a flight home, managed to bag the last two seats on the last flight out of Almeria, wife up the front, me at the back.
In...
In Greece we had far too much ouzo (I was the most pissed I've ever been I think), Mrs H slipped on a wet floor. She went backwards and smacked her head on a bedside table, knocking herself unconscious. I thought she was dead and was shouting at her in sheer panic "please wake up, don't be...