On the subject of TV programmes....
Mrs H simply LOVES all those fly-on-the-wall programs about hospitals, vets, ambulances, baliffs and the like. I have no interest whatsoever so she records them. When she comes to watch them I beetle off into the room next door and go on the computer. I can...
No matter how well I load the dishwasher, Mrs H will "rearrange" it in order to get the last few bits in. Those last few bits are the difference between the dishwasher cleaning everything in it and something blocking the spinners so it either has to go on again or I have to wash it up by hand...