Let's just consider the 'four' who you consider to have been 'available', shall we?
Rhoys Wiggins
Would NOT have been available to US. Why would Wednesday agree to loan to a direct rival (clue: they wouldn't)
Marcus Ollson
Is a LEFT MIDFIELDER, converted to left back out of necessity.
Richie...
1. We have the same amount of cover at LB (Bong, Rosenior, Calderon) as we do at CB (4 for two places) and RB (Bruno, Rosenior, Calderon), so why are you not fretting over those positions?
2. The 'unfunny' part was your hilarious suggestion of Hughton / Borrowdale. Albeit KIND of funny insofar...