Yeah, I tried to write it cryptically, ended up confusing myself,but 'fraid it was me. Seemed like a good idea when I was 40 and she was 22 but now she's late 30's, the size of a small country and there's not enough ale around for that to happen again AND her mum is still shitty with me...
My neighbours neighbour once indulged in a bit of "insert and squirt" with my neighbours daughter and now my neighbour wont talk to her neighbour. How weird is that?