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Really? Give the bloke a break, this shit hasn’t even started and yet you’re on his case already.

Come off it! My comment about English as a second language was a tongue in cheek dig relating to Northern dialect and absolutely nothing to do with how ethnic groups cope with our language - very well I would imagine. :shrug:

I agree. Let him settle in socially - with Bruno as his mentor - improve his English, get used to the British way of life and customs and enjoy himself. Better that way than sending him to some grim northerly outpost where English is a second language! :wink:

Yes, I think you could be right with that one.

Just as well we never signed Vennegoor of Hesselink. #Pray for Warren. :eek:

It’s a shame Hyppia or Houghton never gave him a chance.

This Boy Encisco I’m afraid he’ll never play for us. :whistle:

Funnily enough I thought that at the time - a much better moniker! Also, having watched a couple of our man’s interviews, I’m reminded of Harry Enfield’s Julio Geordio. :D

Um . . . Enciso? :cheers:

I have it on good authority that Warren Aspinall has now been appointed as the club’s official interpreter. :cheers:

Unfortunately, our dear Queen is a West Ham fan. :(

Well done and welcome, Julio. Your next English phrase that you must master is “F*** off Palace”. Reckon you can do that? :thumbsup: