So while in my rant mode, surely "Ladies and gentlemen" covers all the bases doesn't it? I mean you may be a lady trapped in a gentleman's body, or vice versa. What you're not going to be is a Martian with two willies . . . . are you? ???
This has got to be the most pathetic attempt at being "politically correct" ever. Why not just announce "Ladies and gentlemen and in-betweenies" FFS!!
Really, what complete and utter tw*t thought up this shit, and what complete and tw*ts agreed to it. :rant:
P.S. It's not April 1st, is it?