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C-O-T-T, got it! Clapham Common after midnight and chuck in an MP with a serious error of judgement. :eek:

Any chance that Belgian Biscuits will be on special offer in the kiosks for the Fulham game, or have I truly grasped the wrong end of someone's stick? :angel:

Honestly, this is true. About five years ago I was out of work and perusing various job sites for suitable employment. Anyway, up pops this "vacancy" for work in adult entertainment. As far as I can remember it stated that the employer wanted people of any age, size, shape, beautiful, ugly or...

One can bat for the other side, can't one? :wink:

For those of us of a certain age, Parade, and Health & Efficiency seem a long, long time ago. :blush:

Oh shit! That means my weekly trip to Mistress Discipline is buggered . . . . I think I might have to rephrase that. :eek: