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No more Alan Partridge episodes either :nono:

Welllllll, you say that...but didn't they find radioactive traces in Welsh & Cumbrian sheep after the Chernobyl disaster all those years ago?

Typical NSC really. Only looking at the negatives of a nuclear apocalypse. Remember, bedwetters: every mushroom cloud has a silver lining!

"Platform 3 for the delayed 1724 Southern Service from Reading to London Gatwick. We apologise for the late arrival of this service, which is due to a nuclear incident at Bracknell. This train will now be comprised of four carriages. Please note there will be no buffet car".

It is INTERESTING though, isn't it?? :lol:

I was trying to work out where the least populated area was. Tried dropping one on Thetford. Wipes out the whole of East Anglia (sorry, Goldstone1976 ) up to Cambridge, Peterborough, and taking a fair bit of Essex. Far fewer casualties, however. Maybe mid Wales or somewhere would be thinner still.

One of those "I shouldn't laugh, but I am, moments" :lol: I see you've opted for the largest bomb available there, Buzzer. Reading certainly does look like a good strategic option, but zooming in on your chosen site does rather suggest it would be curtains too for Horsham, and also Crawley...

Milton Keynes, Swindon and Luton within the radius though: bombs are obviously BAD, but some are less bad than others...right?

"'Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough/ It isn't fit for humans now' Right, I don't think you solve town planning problems by dropping bombs all over the place, so he's embarrassed himself there"