No. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
No no no no no no no no no.
NO.
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(I know I'd already mentioned it at the start, but just for illustration purposes in case anyone didn't know what I meant by the Snapchat filter thing)
Tabloid newspapers paying women for footballer kiss & tell stories.
Encourages the sort of grubby articles which inevitably start in a nightclub at 1am, continue with a shag thirty minutes later, and end with the wannabe WAG pulling the textbook Sad Face for the camera and expressing her...
-Grown adults who measure the time between now and a forthcoming life event in the number of "sleeps" :sick:
-The Daily Express.
-people who let their children (wearing their dirty, possibly dogshit/chewing gum/ mud stained shoes) stand in the main part of supermarket trolleys, the part where...
No, no, it won't. Emergency services personnel are trained to consider the possibility that others may be in any crashed vehicle, or that they may have been thrown clear in an impact. They don't suddenly decide to change the scope of their operation purely because there's one of these window...
(1) Driving the entire length of your journey at 40mph, regardless of whether the the road you're on is 30mph, 40mph or a national speed limit
(2) Being a person having attained the age of at least sixteen years and adding that Snapchat dog-features filter to a selfie.
(3) Wearing Crocs...