I don't have anything like that to complain about at the Amex. My only misfortune, however, is to sit in the row with the weakest bladders in the stadium. Up, down, up, down, up, down they go. Always leave before half time to use the toilets, yet somehow are always last back. Always last to...
Someone near me at Withdean used to say loudly "That's it mate, pass it to yer bruvver" every time a black player gave the ball to another black player (whether Albion players or opposition)
I also remember when Wolves came to town and had a South Korean in the side. He spent the game calling...