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My other half has gone up to the game (Swansea fan). I did briefly contemplate joining him, but then remembered just in time that (1) it would mean giving money to Palace, (2) Selhurst is still an utter, utter hovel, (3) it's freezing, and (4) Swansea are SO bad these days that even Palace will...

We could change your name, or we could change his. What do you think? :wink:

Really? Sticking a bunch of cladding on the outside, painting the bit that looks like a derelict shed, and bleaching fifty years of skidmarks out of the gents' toilets doesn't quite remove the embarrassment factor in my book.

Don't think anybody in the Premier League spends beyond their means now. The rewards even for failure are so great.

It's a genuine surprise to me that they weren't pictured with Trump. Imagine the conversations he and Pardew could have.

I think it's inevitable there will be an unexpected win or two in there, even for a team with a defence as bad as Palace's. Watford aren't very good lately and are on the way down, so I could see a cheery late Christmas gift for Pardiola there. I think they'll draw at Swansea, who are similarly...

Apropos of nothing: do they have such a thing as superinjunctions in the USA?

A twuntery? All I can say is: ladies of New York City, brace yourselves, for the Pardew is in TOWN and ready to PART-AY.

As opposed to an entire section for such threads, perchance?

Look at the way that old lech leans in towards Reid from his position. He's so...naturally dominant.

Could somebody help me out with the correct collective noun for this lot, please? 796613674853138433