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Banned from? Have you learned nothing? The club tell us where we're going, what time we have to be home by, what subjects are acceptable for discussion over dinner, who sits next to who, and how many poppadums we can eat (David Burke orders the poppadums, probably from Aldi, to judge by the taste).

:shootself: :ffsparr: (That's going straight into the Illuminati, Government Conspiracies, Giant Lizards box by the way)

Maybe it's aimed at those bowlers whose eyesight is fading?

I had him down as more of a Bacardi & Coke sort. Or a snowball.

:lolol:

They seem to have a combined circulation (as of 2012, last figures I could find) of around 20k. It's the sort of paper people only read when it's lying around on the table in the dentist's waiting room. A bit like my local paper, the Mid Sussex Times. Nothing remotely newsworthy, just adverts...

Don't miss this one, from the Sports section: WORTHING Pavilion Bowling Club are looking forward to welcoming a high calibre of players for their first indoor PlanetBowls event. The Jack of Clubs Open begins tomorrow and continues on Saturday and Sunday. There will be 76 entrants competing...

The Worthing Herald? :lolol: The irony of this is, NSC probably has more registered users than the WH has subscribers.

I haven't had any private meetings with any of them. Though I did briefly chat with Paul Barber before dinner as per Bozza's post above. I'm pretty sure Barbs...sorry, I mean Paul...er...Mr Barber... didn't buy the drinks, which is pretty poor frankly, as normally when you're in somebody's...

Barber IS the Illuminati. And also a Stonecutter. Don't tell anyone though. Wink.

You're just too good for us. Denial is futile. Sorry, Bozza. They're on to us. Start the spaceship.