They always, always say that to you. They just cannot comprehend that some people might be a small bit fearful of dogs. They can't ever grasp that a person might not appreciate Fido licking them enthusiastically.
"He won't bite!", they say. It's not the biting that bothers me (well, ok, just a...
I have just tried to find one similar to last night's Satan Dog online.
Having done so, I think it was a Doberman. That is more than big enough & scary enough for me to be verging on CRAPPING myself.
I'm not a fan of dogs. They are all instinctively primed by nature to try and kill me.
Last night, I was on my way home from work down at about 1:30am. As I drove down a dark country lane, I spotted a pair of eyes and some kind of large animal in the middle of the road. At first, I thought it...